I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
