it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
and she was petting her beer can
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
