Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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