Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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