you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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