names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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