you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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