i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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