How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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