no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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