She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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