I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
