once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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