Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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