We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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