tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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