If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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