I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
two words...techno handjob
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize