is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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