Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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