i just google imaged poop.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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