The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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