That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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