Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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