Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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