There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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