Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I hope mine doesn't look like that
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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