some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
