Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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