3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
