my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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