Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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