whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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