O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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