this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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