it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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