Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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