i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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