Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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