Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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