It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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