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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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