dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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