Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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