You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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