no. you can't hotbox the world.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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