Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
