"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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