He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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