Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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