its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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