just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
NoShamevember. You game?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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