So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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