This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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