She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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