I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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