i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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