it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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