Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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